Thursday, September 15, 2011

Torture Method of the day: 9-15-11

Chester Cheeto gave us a great method. This was developed in the cafeteria of damned reccently, over a nice lunch.
1. Strap your victim down tightly
2. Get a bag of Flamin' Cheetos http://www.fritolay.com/our-snacks/cheetos-flamin-hot.html
3. Slowly drive them into your victims eyes.

*This takes practice and skill, as cheetos tend to break under duress.

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