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Some times the hardest part of being a criminal mastermind is getting started. Here's a great book that covers some cliches to start with. Start with a cliche. Once you gain noterity, then get creative. Everything from ad-lib evil plans, to secret lair real estate. It's all in How to Be a Villain: http://books.google.com/books?id=qfaij-JtOBEC&dq=isbn:0811846660&ei=39R8ToSiPIe2ygSow7HGCg