Need more help getting started?

Some times the hardest part of being a criminal mastermind is getting started. Here's a great book that covers some cliches to start with. Start with a cliche. Once you gain noterity, then get creative. Everything from ad-lib evil plans, to secret lair real estate. It's all in How to Be a Villain: http://books.google.com/books?id=qfaij-JtOBEC&dq=isbn:0811846660&ei=39R8ToSiPIe2ygSow7HGCg

My Cursed Genes.-Lucis

My Son is the laziest man on the face of the planet or Universe!!!! He makes Sloth look like an Athlete.
Help me find a way to get this loser off his rear end so he may one day rule the Underworld...Otherwise my daughter will and I don't want her to!
-Lucifer Nightshade

Torture Method of the day: 9-15-11

Chester Cheeto gave us a great method. This was developed in the cafeteria of damned reccently, over a nice lunch.
1. Strap your victim down tightly
2. Get a bag of Flamin' Cheetos http://www.fritolay.com/our-snacks/cheetos-flamin-hot.html
3. Slowly drive them into your victims eyes.

*This takes practice and skill, as cheetos tend to break under duress.

For kids.

     So there is this group of children in my neighborhood who are always sharing things like cereal and yogurt with each-other.   I've tried to be friendly with them, and even buy my own snacks!  But they keep stealing from me and making fun.  Any good Ideas on how to get rid of them?

                                                                                                                        -The Trix Rabbit